Knight of the White Mountain; sword refurbisher, good-as-new horseshoe sales, creator of "Capes-by-carriage(tm)" door-to-door cape and greatcoat delivery, purveyor of tome-on-parrot audioparchments, and peg leg anti-termite cream. Can find the leeward side of a pillar in the dark and rain with my visor down. No matter what Simey says, I do not wear ladies' undergarments beneath my armor (...maybe only on washing day). Still can't tell a lie; but I've been taking lessons by watching politicians.