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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 1, 2008 17:40:18 GMT -5
Being able to bring one's mind to bare with offensive precision is vital to the survival of a Kai when dealing with the creatures of the Darklands.
Show a sharp mind by sharing a joke or humourous story - for preference one at the expensive of one of the nastier inhabitants of the the Darklands.
At the end, the jokes / stories will be put up to vote for a winner.
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Post by Swiftstrike on Apr 4, 2008 16:39:43 GMT -5
A young group made up of a herbalish, a kai initiative and a squire where asked to watch over a suspected Cener safe house in Ragadorn. They decided to split the work into three shifts, where each one would keep watch over the house. The herbalish was first to speak on this “I would like to take the first watch of the morning so I can watch as nature’s beauty awakens around me.” The kai initiative spoke next, “Well I will take the afternoon shift as Kai will be high in the sky over me to keep watch on the house with me and make sure I do not let anything pass my vision.” The squire then spoke “Oh great looks like I get stuck with the knight shift again.”
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Post by Black Cat on Apr 5, 2008 17:51:02 GMT -5
I don't know if I have already told that one...
Three Vakeros are walking in the forest. After a while, they find out that they are lost.
"Don't worry!" says Beowuuf, "I know how we will get out of this mess".
The other two look at him, wondering what was his plan.
"I was once lost in a forest with Bon-Al Ironforge the Dwarf" explains Beowuuf. "What he did was to shoot up in the air so that it would attract the attention of the people looking for us. After an hour, a group of Kai lords found us and brought us safely back home".
The other two Vakeros agrees that it is a great idea and so they decide to shoot up in the air. After half an hour, since it seemed that nobody had heard the shot, they shoot up again in the air. Another 30 minutes pass and still nothing. The Vakeros keep on shooting in the air for nearly six hours to no avail.
"Okay, it has been six hours now, and still nothing..." says Beowuuf. "Ninjaflick, shoot again".
"I can't!" replies the Vakeros. "We are out of arrows!"
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Post by Simey on Apr 5, 2008 21:42:58 GMT -5
Q: What would Darklord Vashna be doing if he was alive now?
A: Wondering how to get out from the bottom of the Maakengorge.
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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 6, 2008 1:50:51 GMT -5
This is not an official entry, it just came to me just now so thought I'd post it:
Q: What do you call a Giak with a Bor Rifle
A: Anything you like, it's pointing backwards!
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Post by Sarra on Apr 6, 2008 3:31:02 GMT -5
Lone Wolf and Banedon are making their escape from Kaag. They are running down a torch-lit corridor. They round a turn and stumble into a squad of Drakkarim. The angry men pull out their swords and prepare to attack.
Lone Wolf turns back towards Banedon and points over his shoulder. "WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?"
Banedon turns and looks back down the corridor and Lone Wolf turns back to the Drakkar, "He's not looking, RUN!"
The Drakkar run back down the hall.
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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 14, 2008 0:46:47 GMT -5
Ok people, the contest is closed for entries, but now you have an even more important job - use the Kai Discipline of Voting and decide a winner!
Poll closes Wednesday night/Thursday morning
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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 17, 2008 0:45:38 GMT -5
And the voting is over, let's see where we stand!
Swiftstrike - 1st place, 8 points
Black Cat - joint 2nd, 6 points
Sarra - joint 2nd, 6 points
Simey - 3rd, 4 points
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