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Post by Sarra on Apr 3, 2008 15:06:36 GMT -5
I wish I had a job... a good job... one I enjoy doing. Wish granted, someone finally figured out how to pay someone a living wage to do that. I wish I did not need to review another document people in my company should not be writing. Wish granted. Instead of needing to review another document you are asked to review 12 more documents! ;D I wish I didn't have to cook my own dinner.
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Post by Maerin on Apr 3, 2008 15:08:10 GMT -5
Wish granted, you spend so much time here on this forum that you miss out on dinner entirely. I wish for more wishes.
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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 3, 2008 16:20:15 GMT -5
Time loop!
I wish I hadn't time looped Maerin, we need to persuade him to bring back a Twist in Time eventually!
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Post by Bewildered Badger on Apr 3, 2008 17:24:44 GMT -5
Wish granted, however the chrono energy required to de-phase Maerin's time loop causes a massive Temporal Schism, and the Reapers are now flapping around trying to sterilize the wound in Time.
I wish I could think of a decent way to join the WW.
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Post by zipp on Apr 3, 2008 17:25:21 GMT -5
Twist in Time comes back, and the amount of time you devote to it reminds you of how little a life outside TOTS you have.
I wish that Beowuuf never gets a life outside TOTS... I really need him here to finish all the huge messes *cough cough Eshnar cough cough* I start ^_^
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Post by zipp on Apr 3, 2008 17:26:14 GMT -5
WHOA! DOUBLE POST AGAIN!!!
The rules are now that the next person has to somehow combine those two wishes into one corrupted wish!
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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 3, 2008 17:38:00 GMT -5
Bewlidered Badger, international man of mystery with a sonic screwdriver to match comes into the WW in order to defeat the repears. Sadly, Beowuuf has been shanghied into TotS storytelling for so long by Zipp's wish that he has taken over GMimng a twist in TIme, taking all the champions into far flung Eshnar in the future to carry on the two plots simultaneously It becomes a black hole/bermuda triangle/eerie, indiana kinda place, meanwhile Beowuuf's sanity cracks and he kills everyone off in a blaze of undead energy to end the story and pre-emptively kill all Zipp's future messes, and also get some time utside of TotS. All are dead except for Bewildered Badger, who now has a destroyed magnamund to try and make interesting all on his own. And the sonic screwdriver is even broken now I wish that someone else double posts with me ZIPP: Wish granted! However, in order to do it, I had to edit your post, and now people will always wonder which words are yours... and which words... ARE MINE! I wish the inside of Beowuuf's posts were less... gooey.
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Post by zipp on Apr 16, 2008 14:46:35 GMT -5
I'll start us up again. I wish the day had ten more hours in it with which I could be productive.
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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 16, 2008 14:53:10 GMT -5
Beowuuf's gooey insides provide the answer! They create a time altering effect. You scoop out all the goo to get 10 more hours, only to find that cleaning all the goo off afterwards consumed ten hours and is frankly disgusting
I wish I had two more ocmputers and two clones of me to do the three thigns I'm doing simulataneously!
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Post by zipp on Apr 16, 2008 15:06:50 GMT -5
Beowuuf's gooey insides provide the answer! They create a time altering effect. You scoop out all the goo to get 10 more hours, only to find that cleaning all the goo off afterwards consumed ten hours and is frankly disgusting I wish I had two more ocmputers and two clones of me to do the three thigns I'm doing simulataneously! Granted! You're given two more "Ocmputers" (a hybrid between a giant squid and a rabid wombat) and the two clones of you continue to make spelling errors simultaneously. I wish that someone would give a detailed feedback on LATE ^_^
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Post by Agrarvyn on Apr 16, 2008 19:43:23 GMT -5
(That is possibly one of the best responses yet!)
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Post by zipp on Apr 16, 2008 19:45:33 GMT -5
(That is possibly one of the best responses yet!) (I beam with pride ^_^)
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Post by Swiftstrike on Apr 18, 2008 16:06:29 GMT -5
Wish granted you receive a 10,000 page letter detailing one person opinion on 'Late' unfortunately the person writing this letter focus solely on the colours of the background walls of the hallways and how by using subtle varations in colour chart you could really vary the emotions of the scenes.
I wish I could make up my mind on visiting salute tomorrow.
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Post by Beowuuf on Apr 18, 2008 16:14:03 GMT -5
Wish granted, you go. However, you never get to leave the house again answering all our JD questions
I wish i could get more than five hours sleep!
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Post by Sarra on Apr 23, 2008 19:19:20 GMT -5
Wish granted. Tonight you get 5 hours and 1 minute of sleep.
I wish I had as high a post count as Beowuuf.
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